Awkward Manifesto

A continuing series of definitions for our blog. A manifesto that will be written over the course of the site's history. Awkwardly.
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Awkward Haiku

It's just surgery
What could possibly be wrong?
Oh that was your doll

Only have five more
Until I break the record
Don't even like squid

I think I'm in love
Can sculpt her from memory
That sounded creepy

No More Simple Love
I've got to go for the best
Yep, i'm dating me

I sat in the class
My phone's set on mode: vibrate
Why won't anyone call?

What comes, where goes rose?
under crickets go roses
where cant roses go?

Semiotic Comic

Video Pick of the Day

Awkward Haiku (tv) Ep. 24 - The Hands

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 by: David 0 Responses

Youtube link

Two things stand out to me about this week's episode of Awkward Haiku (tv):

  1. It's very short. Less than 40 seconds short.
  2. It's been posted within a week of last week's. How goofy is that?


So now it's time to watch this epic tale of a battle to the end. To what end? How was it all shot in one take? Who are the combatants? Will you look at that animation? Hey, was that music all legal? Wow! Good job Awkward Haiku (tv)!

Next week (and you got it, it's next week): Ep. 25 - "Gibberish." Which is also the last episode of the season. Next season: everything changes.

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Thought Of The Day

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 by: Ben 2 Responses
"I'd rather be a writer than a human being."

--Theodore Sturgeon

Discuss.

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Reflections and Drinking in Ireland (part IV)

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 by: C Maguire 1 Response

Oliver St. John Gogarty’s (4.0 out of 5)
Fleet Street and Anglesea Street, Temple Bar, Dublin 2


A multi-story yellow structure with murals and flags out front, Gogarty’s is pretty hard to miss. Furthermore, it is a destination you should not pass by. Is Gogarty’s ‘touristy’? Yes. Is Gogarty’s a fun cultural experience? Absolutely! There are four levels at Gogarty’s. The first is a street level wrap around bar area with a sound system playing top 40 music. In this facet alone, Gogarty’s is not impressive. However, like an 80’s fantasy film this is just the mediocre beginning of the journey. As the hours go by, you climb the stairs and the party intensifies. Finally, David Bowie appears in a giant bubble. Just kidding, but I did get my ass grabbed by a 50 something Welsh woman.

Better yet, you can have 3 weird French guys tell you how "gangster" (add requisite hand motions) Detroit is. Maybe it was their teeth, the man purses, or their bad dancing; I had to get away and up the stairs. Lucky, because the second floor features another bar along with a cozy stage and seating area. By the time you have had a few drinks and get to the second floor, your wallet should be lighter. Even by Dublin standards, the drinks at Gogarty’s are a few Euros high. Still, you will find an outstanding selection of drinks and the lines tend to be low due to a high number of bars and bartenders. The second floor has a folksy feel with traditional music playing and a smaller crowd. The second floor also includes an open-air smoking patio. A handsome courtyard style area, a smoker can bring his or her drink and not have to leave the bar. The second floor’s dark lighting and intimate audience with the musicians is a nice place to be when you start to get tipsy. Afterwards, up the stairs you go again.

The third floor is bright, open and loud. As you walk in, yet another live act emerges.  This time, you will hear some Irish standards but also some modern rock.  There is a buzz to the room best associated with a really good house party.  In the close quarters, conversations with those around you come easily. The mood, the lighting, and the music: it all has the feel of a strictly plutonic good time. Who knows what might happen on the third floor? Once, I played Fisher-Price mini-golf on the cobble stone floor with a group of Brits dressed in garish golf attire. In fact, they were ‘playing’ an 18-hole (pub) round of drinking golf with par (beer) values assigned to each stop. If you really fall in love with Gogarty’s you never have to leave. The fourth floor is a small hostel. The rooms are basic and affordable, if not a little loud. Still, few places in Ireland are louder than…The Temple Bar.

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Politics: Virg Bernero Officially Runs for Governor

Tuesday, February 09, 2010 by: Matt 1 Response

No big surprise, yesterday, Virg Bernero announced that he was officially running for governor. Finally we will have a good primary race on the Democratic Party side.

This is the first announcement that actually seems planed. Virg has ads, and a webpage right out of the gate. Sure Hokestra's announcement was more extravagant, but, it wasn't timed correctly. Right now, Bernero is the hot ticket and, with well timed press releases, can remain the hot ticket until August 3rd. 







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Monday Bar Review: The Claddagh Irish Pub

Monday, February 08, 2010 by: Matt 0 Responses
The Claddagh Irish Pub
2900 Towne Centre Blvd
Lansing, MI 48912-5615
(517) 484-2523


Uh, beat me over the head with a shillelagh, not another Irish themed bar. No Matt, you are wrong. The Claddagh is not just an Irish theme gastro-pub its like Rain-forest Cafe of pubs, you could put it in Epcot.  Don't expect anyone to be Irish, just expect at least one person as pissed as an Irishman. 


You would hope that its not a franchise, but then,  your hopes would be dashed.


More to come. 


3.0 out of 4

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