Awkward Haiku

I forgot how much I loved this post.

2011-12-11T00:31:50.443-05:00

I forgot how much I loved this post.

I am eating this right now. I know it isn't th...

2011-11-19T20:53:29.200-05:00

I am eating this right now. I know it isn't the right time of the year, but I don't care. Simple and delicious.

This is my favorite AH post of all time. Will pos...

2011-10-23T21:41:24.877-04:00

This is my favorite AH post of all time.

Will post soon on a terrarium project of mine. Haven't been cooking enough due to unemployment, then employment.

Take care!

2011-10-23T21:40:43.744-04:00

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I thoroughly enjoyed this. In fact, I linked to i...

2011-07-24T19:39:49.188-04:00

I thoroughly enjoyed this. In fact, I linked to it through my blog post on the same thing, as I think you are one of the few people viewing the Ellis tweets the way they are meant to be seen. This is my take on it:

http://whatshouldbaledo.com/2011/07/24/twitter2/

Looks fantastic, including the vegetables. I love ...

2011-06-02T17:15:21.427-04:00

Looks fantastic, including the vegetables. I love all of those ingredients.

Looks delicious!

2011-05-19T12:06:59.720-04:00

Looks delicious!

OK, I'll condone it only because I love me a g...

2011-04-18T16:00:07.624-04:00

OK, I'll condone it only because I love me a good red snapper, but I must say it's slightly sacrelig. Let me know how it comes out.

...or East Lansing, Kalamazoo, Mount Pleasant, Gra...

2011-04-08T21:53:03.300-04:00

...or East Lansing, Kalamazoo, Mount Pleasant, Grand Rapids, or any town with a sizable percentage of college kids.

Ill try that with some snapper!

2011-04-08T21:51:28.198-04:00

Ill try that with some snapper!

The sync seems off... also. HA.

2011-02-25T15:18:16.909-05:00

The sync seems off... also. HA.

I actually believe most people would agree - I mea...

2011-02-10T06:22:20.655-05:00

I actually believe most people would agree - I mean, who really likes insects, right? Cockroaches, Japanese beetles -- nasty

I made this a few days ago. Here are some thoughts...

2011-01-19T23:58:17.056-05:00

I made this a few days ago. Here are some thoughts:

Best when refrigerated for a day.

I sprinkled in some gorgonzola with the breadcrumbs on top--it tasted good, but was probably a bit much. Another thing to keep in mind is that since most dipping materials have salt in them, try to undersalt the dip itself.

Super-tasty

Alas, a good time was had by all despite the inexp...

2011-01-15T16:49:14.843-05:00

Alas, a good time was had by all despite the inexplicable inflation of ratings halfway through. In my occasionally humble opinion, Cold Duck was the surprise favorite. The mini Charleston chews made for the best breakfast snack the following day.

At dinner the other night, I spoke with an extraor...

2011-01-13T18:49:17.364-05:00

At dinner the other night, I spoke with an extraordinary, seasoned sommelier and he strongly disagreed about the unicorn tears as a pairing. Apparently, the name "barefoot" is a disguised eponym of salamander toes. The Gallo family once owned a salamander farm, but due to economic difficulties and an outbreak of smallpox in the salamander colony, they were forced to become a winery.

I trust that the results from the tasting will be ...

2011-01-02T09:55:40.913-05:00

I trust that the results from the tasting will be posted soon? I can hardly stand to wait! Who won??

I knew shouldn't have gone into that mu...

2010-12-13T09:10:35.765-05:00

I knew shouldn't have gone into that music store.

Glenn Beck is a tool.

2010-12-02T13:43:41.949-05:00

Glenn Beck is a tool.

People need to wake up the fact that Glenn Beck is...

2010-11-24T14:52:58.967-05:00

People need to wake up the fact that Glenn Beck is simply another opinion pushing charlatan who is a product of mormon cult theology that he mixes with parts of Catholicism and his personal core as a dry alcoholic. And for the record, he is a Mormon and not a Christian. The two are not the same as one is a cult and the other is a religion. This makes Glenn Beck one very twisted screwed up

Reverting to our roots are we?

2010-11-16T10:06:19.881-05:00

Reverting to our roots are we?

I made pretty much the same point here: http://ww...

2010-11-01T12:32:21.132-04:00

I made pretty much the same point here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD-76KdMzSw

Matt: You're more conservative than John Paul ...

2010-10-13T20:26:18.685-04:00

Matt: You're more conservative than John Paul McCain

The movie sucked though.

Emma Stone (III) was fine however

There's a wave of odd lack of a sense of humor...

2010-10-13T20:25:03.633-04:00

There's a wave of odd lack of a sense of humor here. Getting ugly. Let me make this clear now:
I disagreed with Matt's review. HOWEVER, it's also the best review JP's ever received.

Let's face it--Ann Arbrians are just embarrassed that not everything spins. Get over it. Or better yet, fix all AA buildings so that they do indeed spin

Dear Beerme, I am a knowledgeable bar reviewer, ...

2010-10-13T20:17:14.527-04:00

Dear Beerme,

I am a knowledgeable bar reviewer, I never said that I was a knowledgeable beer reviewer. This if I remember correctly is primarily a BAR review. If you had read any of my other reviews I mention this a few times (you would have to search for it).

My reviewing skills are fine. My comments are pithy and well adjusted for the medium that I find myself writing in

I came onto this review while searching for a revi...

2010-10-04T13:30:22.958-04:00

I came onto this review while searching for a review of Berserker. I had the beer at JP in Traverse City and found it to be a pretty good American Barleywine style beer. I would have to agree with Anonymous, Matt. Your beer reviewing skills are not up to this review. If you want to categorize an "American Strong Ale" why leap to a lager for comparison? Try this category of beer, first:<