Finished Projects: 2018

Sparkles先生：“在地板上有闪光！”
Molli: "You do realise you live with someone named Molli Sparkles?"

Mr. Sparkles: "You know, those Nordic sailors. What are they called?"
Molli: "You mean, Vikings?"

Mr. Sparkles: "I don’t consider these songs, just talking stories."
Molli: "It’s called rap."

Mr. Sparkles: "You know what I think you need to do?"
Molli: "What?"
Mr. Sparkles: "You need to start making arty quilts."
Molli: "What do you mean?"
Mr. Sparkles: "You know, arty quilts with space. Oooh, isn't our luggage pretty!"

Mr. Sparkles: "There's a lot of old people on this ship!"

Mr. Sparkles: "I don't need a pet, I've got you!"

Mr. Sparkles: "See, I told you it was impossible that all quilters are nice!"
Molli: "I stand corrected."

Mr. Sparkles: "I don't need to hear your Truth Tea!"

Molli: "Did you get my invitation to Like my Facebook page?"
Mr. Sparkles: "Yes."
Molli: "Did you Like it?."
Mr. Sparkles: "No."
Molli: "Why not?"
Mr. Sparkles: "I don't know if I like it yet."

Mr. Sparkles: "You're the Paris Hilton of the quilting world."
Molli: "The Perez Hilton, you mean?"
Mr. Sparkles: "Aren't they the same person?"
Molli: "Well, kinda."

Mr. Sparkles: "AAAH! You have to find a place to put all this fabric!"

Mr. Sparkles: "Oh, I really like that fabric. It's kind of country and old looking while being fresh and modern."
Molli: "Haha, yes, it's called Vintage Modern."

Mr. Sparkles: "I made yogurt today. Do you want to try?"
Molli: "No."
Mr. Sparkles: "I sort of made yogurt-cheese!"
Molli: "Definitely, no."
Mr. Sparkles: "Are you sure? Why?"
Molli: "No. No. No!!!"

Mr. Sparkles: "Why are you starting a new quilt when you haven't finished the other ones?"

Mr. Sparkles: "I'm more than just a quilt holder, you know!"

Molli: Texting from Japan - "Earthquake!!!"
Mr. Sparkles: "Meh. Text me when the building's crumbling around you."

Mr. Sparkles: "I like big mouths and I can not lie."

Mr. Sparkles: "You're gonna have to clean up this room. It is out of control! You can barely step into it. It is that bad!"

Mr. Sparkles: "You spent how much on fabric?!"
Molli: "Um..." Nervous laughter.

Mr. Sparkles: "I need your rotary cutter."
Molli: "What for?"
Sparkles先生：“切断一些纸，一些纸板。”
Molli death stare: "Get! Get outta here, and don't you dare!"

Mr. Sparkles: "There's a sequin in the bed."
Molli: "Oh, that's where that went."

闪光先生:“柠檬不酸,他们强烈的!"

Mr. Sparkles: "Grrr, I like David Butler! He's hot!"

Mr. Sparkles: "We need new stable tables."
Molli: "Maybe I can make us some?"
Mr. Sparkles: "You can not quilt everything!"

Molli: "I'm so excited to show you my fabric!"
Mr. Sparkles: "Yes, dear."
Molli: ...silence...
Mr. Sparkles: "Oh, I mean how excited I am!!!!!"

Mr. Sparkles: "It's just getting ridiculous!"

Molli: "Yay! Finished cutting my 395, 2" squares."
Mr. Sparkles: "What?! How?! I thought that would take you a week!"
Molli: "Um, no again, only about an hour."
Mr. Sparkles: "I just don't understand."

Mr. Sparkles: "Can't you just glue your charm squares to the background fabric? Surely that'd be easier."
Molli: "Um, no."

Mr. Sparkles: "I'm over baby and wheelchair quilts."

Molli: "Love you. Thanks for putting up with my fabric obsession."
Mr. Sparkles: "Wouldn't change a thing about you. You're perfect! Ummm, did you just buy some more fabric?!"

After seeing my new ironing board cover:
Mr. Sparkles: "Well, you're a nifty boy, aren't you?"

Mr. Sparkles: "Did you give her some Molli Sparkles realness?"
Molli: "Oh, that ness was real."

Finished Projects: 2018

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